Reasons I Hate Summer

• Heat
• Humidity
• Sweat
• Shorts (skirts/dresses are ok, but I HATE shorts. And I think only 3% of the population can successfully "pull off" wearing them.)
• Freckling
• Sweat
• Swimsuits. I fear be invited to pool parties, the lake, the river etc. I am not comfortable wearing a swimsuit in public.
• I think many people who are comfortable wearing swimsuits in public should not be.
• I have invisable eyelashes/brows. Swimming takes the make up off and I look like a freak
• Contacts are not water friendly, either. Especially after your make-up runs into your eyes