I really want to love you. I really do. I mean, you're pretty frickin' adorable and it's evident that you love me, but it's just a little more complicated than love and looks.
You make my eyes itchy. Very itchy. Especially when you rub your face on mine. Or rub your head all over my hands while I'm trying to type. Also, you don't know the difference between good touch and claw touch. Here's a hint- one is nice and the other hurts.
Also, I'm starting to suspect that you're more interested in the laptop than you are with me.