So, I've been sick for a while... I finally broke down and went to the Redi-Clinic at H.E.B- the nice doctor is taking my blood pressure and spots the numerous bruises on my arm.
"Who drove you here today?"
"Is anyone waiting with you?"
"So, there's no one with you here?"
"Do you want to tell me about these bruises?"
"Hmphm. And where do you work?"
I'm a restaurant manager. (pause for skeptical stare) I just work hard and bruise easily.