Morning Routine (Non-Hangover)

1. Pee
2. Start coffee making process
3. Smoke a cigarette
4. Drink Coffee
5. Chain smoke
6. Pee
7. Brush teeth
8. Shower
9. Contacts
10. Hair
11. Cigarette
12. Make-up
13. Clothes
14. Mess with hair again
15. Check purse ten times for cigarettes, lighter, cell phone, make-up bag, wallet
16. Shoes
17. Out the door
18. Lock door
19. Check purse again for cigarettes, lighter, cell phone, make-up bag, wallet