Seriously?

Psst... ESPN.... I don't care what Tiger Woods thinks about the Brett Farve situation.

Puuuuuuuuuma suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuit!

Short back story... as you all know, I'm a tad fanatical about the Astros, but not as fanatical as the Little Pumas. I befriended them about a few weeks ago at the Astros/Dodgers game.

All but one of the Puma's had other business to attend to, so after MUCH febreezing, my friend Rick and I were more than happy to 'Puma Suit Up' and represent the Big Puma at Saturday's game vs the Cubs.

I'm not going to lie, I was pretty nervous about the whole thing, and I was getting over a pretty nasty stomach virus, but it was so much fun!

I can't even count how many pictures we posed for, and we only made one ankle biter cry. Minutes later, the Chik-fil-a cows scared the snot out of me, so I guess that evens out.

Apparently, the Chicago school system failed to teach the difference between large cats and baby bears, as we confused quite a few Cub fans... but, we're good sports and posed for pics with the Illinois Nazis. (And that concludes today's random Blues Brothers' reference.)

OK, be honest. Does this suit make me look fat? ;)

This day in Ceci History:

Lifted from LJ January 29, 2002

I freaking love Iron Chef! Has anyone else ever seen this show? They cook
the most disgusting foods, but I'm still mesmerized. Of course, to prove me
wrong, today the 'secret ingredient' was CHEESE! Hooray for cheese! I eat
cheese! Ohh... not like that though... crazy asian chefs. NO!

Last nite I was guilted into going to the Aeros with Janice. Ugh. Honestly, it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, but the game was just really slow. It was a tie, and of course went into OT. Fun. The highlight was getting a puck! Except that it was a stupid practise puck and it doesn't have the team logo like the game pucks. Boo!!

I lifted this one just because it doesn't seem like Iron Chef has been around for freakin' six years. And a couple of weeks ago (I'm typing this in April because I'm a cheater) Jacey, Rhondy, and I were talking about the differences between the OG Iron Chef and the American one. Mainly that they could have the same ingredient on both shows and I wouldn't eat anything they came up with on the OG. Then we tried to come up with the silliest, most uninteresting ingredient they (American version) could ever come up with... Jacey says, "I don't know... Mangoes?" Thirty seconds later we are watching Iron Chef America: Battle Mango. Pretty much everything we said to the TV that day came true. It was spectacular.

Also, until I read it just now, I completely forgot about catching that hockey puck and I threw it away the last time I moved. Because it didn't have a team logo on it and I couldn't for the LIFE of me figure out why I was in possession of a hockey puck.

Fry the bitch

THIS is why I hate Broncos' fans.


http://cbs4denver.com/broncos/local_story_330142546.html

Watch the video... goodness.

Good News for Rangers Fans!

OK, so in 2004 there were six MLB franchises that had never made a World Series appearance. In 2005, I watch the Astros make their first appearance in franchise history from my apartment in Denver.

Now I am in Dallas watching as the Rockies (?!) are only two innings away from sweeping Arizona to win the NL Championship.

Clearly, all you need to do to win your first pennant is have me live in your city... then move.

As this will surely have me evicted from Dallas by Rangers' Fans, I am currently accepting bribes from Tampa, Seattle, and Washington. Also accepting bribes from cities that would like those teams not to win their division.

And you can quote me on this...

Thing I would like to go on the record about (I'm sure most of this won't come as a surprise to anyone):

• Donald and Rosie had relations. I'm pretty sure about this. Why else would they be so passionate in their hatred for each other? (And by 'relations', I mean sex)
• WTF is going on with Sopranos?!? Seriously, are you going to be able to tie this together in a few precious hours?
• Ditto Entourage. More Ari, less Vince.
• If you don't know what you're doing, don't just stand there. Jump in or leave.
• Elvis= Jesus.
• The Simpsons haven't been funny in about 3 years.
• Arrested Development should have never been cancelled, but will not come back, silly pointless activists.
• Axl Rose should do more heroin. Some people just aren't meant to be sober.
• Michael Jackson should put out a new album. *
• Crazy from the heat is a true cliche. (Does that even make sense?)
• The Spurs might looooooooose. Damn Steve Nash and his Crazy Canadian Basketball skills.
• There's one born again every minute.
• I don't care who you are or what you do; you are part of a team. There are a (large and intense) group pf people that feel loyal to you and will be disappointed if you betray what you are expected to do. I'm talking to you: Jerry Rice, Hakeem Olajuwan, Micheal Jordan, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon, Anne Rice, Eddie Murphy, Willie Nelson (4th of July outside of TX?!?!?), Andy Pettite and most recently... the man that literally brought a tear to my eye... (ok, tearSSSSS) I can't even say is name without obcenties. Some people call him the Rocket. 7 time Cy Young winning mofo. Signed, sealed delivered to the HOF. FROM Houston. Lives in Katy. Son plays for our minor league team. Came out of retirement to play with the Astros. Signs with the GD Yankees. Leaves us. LEAVES US! Eff you, buddy. Eff you.

*And stop having sleepovers. STOP!