Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dear Physicans Formula,

What the hell? Did you discontinue my mascara? Why would you do this to me? I feel cheated! I've looked at every drug, grocery, beauty, and mass merchandising store I've stepped foot into in the last I don't know, two/three months and do not see your F.L.A.T. mascara on the shelves. (Fabulously Long And Thick) (That's what she said)

I finally broke down and purchased your Mineral Wear™ Talc-Free Mineral Mascara... It's pretty damn good, but not as good as the F.L.A.T. Plus, I don't get to make silly jokes to myself about the name of it... other than how lame the name is. And it's slightly more expensive.

I checked your website, and you still list the F.L.A.T. mascara as one of the products you offer... yet I have not been able to find it in Houston, Katy, the Woodlands/Spring, Dallas, Denver, or Aurora. I'm outraged! OUTRAGED!


p.s. If anyone sees F.L.A.T let me know. I'll reimburse you. And buy one for yourself, it's amazing.


Tink *~*~* said...

You can buy it online - check it

Tink *~*~* said...

well crap that didn't work.

Just google

F.L.A.T. mascara

the third hit you get will be for a listing of all the places online you can stock up. Buy a cartload and keep it in the fridge.

Double C said...

That's so funny that you commented on this yesterday because I actually found it at Ulta last night!

MamaNoFun said...

why do you put mascara in the fridge?

Double C said...

I think it keeps it "fresh".

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