Thursday, May 10, 2007

And you can quote me on this...

Thing I would like to go on the record about (I'm sure most of this won't come as a surprise to anyone):

  • Donald and Rosie had relations. I'm pretty sure about this. Why else would they be so passionate in their hatred for each other? (And by 'relations', I mean sex)
  • WTF is going on with Sopranos?!? Seriously, are you going to be able to tie this together in a few precious hours?
  • Ditto Entourage. More Ari, less Vince.
  • If you don't know what you're doing, don't just stand there. Jump in or leave.
  • Elvis= Jesus.
  • The Simpsons haven't been funny in about 3 years.
  • Arrested Development should have never been cancelled, but will not come back, silly pointless activists.
  • Axl Rose should do more heroin. Some people just aren't meant to be sober.
  • Michael Jackson should put out a new album. *
  • Crazy from the heat is a true cliche. (Does that even make sense?)
  • The Spurs might looooooooose. Damn Steve Nash and his Crazy Canadian Basketball skills.
  • There's one born again every minute.
  • I don't care who you are or what you do; you are part of a team. There are a (large and intense) group pf people that feel loyal to you and will be disappointed if you betray what you are expected to do. I'm talking to you: Jerry Rice, Hakeem Olajuwan, Micheal Jordan, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon, Anne Rice, Eddie Murphy, Willie Nelson (4th of July outside of TX?!?!?), Andy Pettite and most recently... the man that literally brought a tear to my eye... (ok, tearSSSSS) I can't even say is name without obcenties. Some people call him the Rocket. 7 time Cy Young winning mofo. Signed, sealed delivered to the HOF. FROM Houston. Lives in Katy. Son plays for our minor league team. Came out of retirement to play with the Astros. Signs with the GD Yankees. Leaves us. LEAVES US! Eff you, buddy. Eff you.

*And stop having sleepovers. STOP!

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